Another Day in the "Life"

I imbibe the ferocious ether we call life, quaff this stiff drink like a merchant of dreams; so tender do I live such a life although tip toeing on the razors edge of existence.

Today was very eventful, as I have spent the vast majority of my day on the internet. I have been doing this quite often, and this is a very leaden motif as you shall discover if you follow this grand insightful blog. I find the more I go online, the more I read facebook and imageboard posts, the more vapid arguments I see. I enjoy all of this of course, as it is very entertaining and fuels my debilitating misanthropic leanings.

I have on many occasions pretended to be a homosexual, a muslim, an alcoholic with diabetes, a mother who beats her children, a mexican, and a negroe just to inspire wrath in people on the internet. Anger is a dish served over an open flame on the internet, and I like to light the match of every internet holocaust. This is my first post, and my least interesting one, as it is just explaining what I am all about. I hope to be the person you love to hate, the person who bores you in an addicting way, the person who tried in spite of no effort.

I am unemployed, and have been living off a couple hundred thousand dollars I made off of a home I sold and some investments. I want to include you in my life, as I am telling a story that rarely gets told; I am a synthetic part of society, a reality tangent and sometimes intact... this is the buzz that irradiates from the basement.



I will also post a youtube clip if I feel it is necessary, appropriate, or relative to my sometimes irrelevant interests.


here is one...